Jack and the Beanstalk - The Modern Day Version
Once upon a time, on a little farm, there lived a boy named Jack, He lived
on the farm with his mother, and they were very excluded from the normal circles
of economic activity. This cruel reality kept them in straits of direness, until
one day Jack's mother told him to take the family cow into town and sell it for
as much as he could.
Never mind the thousands of gallons of milk they had stolen from her! Never
mind the hours of pleasure their bovine animal companion had provided! And forget
about the manure they had appropriated for their garden! She was now just another
piece of property to them. Jack, who didn't realize that non-human animals have
as many rights as human animals perhaps even more did as his mother asked.
On his way to town, Jack met an old magic vegetarian, who warned Jack of the
dangers of eating beef and dairy products.
"Oh, I'm not going to eat this cow," said Jack. "I'm going
to take her into town and sell her."
"But by doing that, you'll just perpetuate the cultural mythos of beef,
ignoring the negative impact of the cattle industry on our ecology and the health
and social problems that arise from meat consumption. But you look too simple
to be able to make these connections, my boy. I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll
offer a trade of your cow for these three magic beans, which have as much protein
as that entire cow but none of the fat or sodium."
Jack made the trade gladly and took the beans home to his mother. When he
told her about the deal he had made, she grew very upset. She used to think her
son was merely a conceptual rather than a linear thinker, but now she was sure
that he was downright differently abled. She grabbed the three magic beans and
threw them out the window in disgust. Later that day, she attended her first support-group
meeting with Mothers of Storybook Children.
The next morning, Jack stuck his head out the window to see if the sun had
risen in the east again (he was beginning to see a pattern in this). But outside
the window, the beans had grown into a huge stalk that reached through the clouds.
Because he no longer had a cow to milk in the morning, Jack climbed the beanstalk
into the sky.
At the top, above the clouds, he found a huge castle. It was not only big,
but it was built to larger-than-average scale, as if it were the home of someone
who just happened to be a giant. Jack entered the castle and heard beautiful music
wafting through the air. He followed this sound until he found its source: a golden
harp that played music without being touched. Next to this self-actualized harp
was a hen sitting on a pile of golden eggs.
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